Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!