Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel