Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal