What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.