How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.