How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken