How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken