What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving