What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.