What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.