What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar