What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.