What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom