How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Gouda worka"
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic !
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
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I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
You make me hard
Thanks, it's my special tea.
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
M'lady
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Doctor Dolittle
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
A joint venture.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Entering the friend zone.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Too many thank-you notes.
The players all drowned in spring training.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
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Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
