How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
nobody ever compliments our back end :(
Gouda worka"
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic !
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
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I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
You make me hard
Thanks, it's my special tea.
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Because omg they can't even.
Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.
With a fuse-illi.
A: A back-handed compliment.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
A farmer
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
They never stop lighting up.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
