Zone Jokes

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

Twilight Zone Jokes More Twilight Zone Jokes

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"