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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A redneck's trigger actually does something
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
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No one knows it's never happened.
Wind chimes.
They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
Under a bar of soap.
Aye CaRoomba
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
She's afraid of heights.
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
