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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Little Caesars
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.
None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
A: She moved.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
From Vato Zone
they all fell off a truck.
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
Because of the .