Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.