Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap