Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.