Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!