What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.