What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

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What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo