What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

Magician Wand Jokes More Magician Wand Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Cunning Stunt Jokes More Cunning Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.