Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.