Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.