Gold Fish Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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