An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.
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It was two tired.
Because they're two tired
Because it was two-tiered.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Organized crime!
Because it was too tired. :)
Because its two tyred
The cigarette.
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
It's two tired.
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Because it's two-tired
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
because it was two-tired.
A trike
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
Petal.
Because than it would be REcycling
It was too tired...
They both can't ride a bicycle!
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
Because it was two tired...
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Your bicycle.
A-tyre
A tire.
The rightful owner of both is white
Attire.
Attire
Pop-cycle
A tire
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
Because it was two-tired
A popsicle!
Because they're two-tired.
Petal !
A tyre (attire)
Because you never forget!
The road.
It could be your bicycle!
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
he was two-tired...
It was 2 tired...
Because it's two tired.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
A tire!
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
A: Because he was a gold fish.
Because I threw a microwave at him
Bike carbonate of soda !
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Attire...!!
When it turns into a driveway.
They both can't ride bicycles.
a tire.
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
Because it was two-tyred.
A Moosical
Because it is two-tired!!!!
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They are two tired
Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Santa stops at three hoes.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
To say Hello from the other side
In a KFC bucket.
The closing of the Borders.
Juan vs. Juan
Get off your high horse.
Boomsticks
A turk.
Yell B-52.
The pro-lease department
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