Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.