Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!