Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.