Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)