Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)