What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.