What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.