Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

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Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.