Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.