Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

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