Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.