A baby in a microwave
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
A: It was closed.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Microwaves!
Infantacide
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
Debrie everywhere.
