What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes