What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave