What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint