What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD