What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.