What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.