What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!