Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.