Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.