How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming