Blind Girl Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Waffle Iron Jokes More Waffle Iron Jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.