Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.