Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Knock-knock.

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Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..