Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.