Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.