Because he ate too much of them.
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Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Cancer
Everywhere.
He didn't
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
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Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
A: Because Robin ate the worms.
Rest in **police**.
In a nest-cafe !
Getting ready for work
Prostate
Cancer. ( )
Linoleum Blownapart
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Fur traders....
He was trying to dodge the draft.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
No L
