Timmy Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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He just needed some space.

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It gets toad away