Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't