Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.