Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

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What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.