What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.