Where did the Martian put his teacup?

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it