Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!