Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
In hareplanes.
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Big holes all over Australia!
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
She was a roman catholic.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
can't complain"
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
He had his soup before it was cool.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.