What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.