What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.