What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.