How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."