How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."