Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(