Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(