Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(