How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.