How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.