What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.