What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything