Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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