Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too