What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing