What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives?

They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs.

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

Zen Buddhist Jokes More Zen Buddhist Jokes

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.