Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children