Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.