Because he's a dirty double crosser.
The tender ones (Badum Tss)
because then they would be Chicken sedans
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
To get to the bigger crowd
Kermit the Fog !
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Dootsie rolls.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
There is no dirt in the hole!