Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.