Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side