Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.