What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!