Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi