He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
Give him sheet music.
To get to the dark side.
To get to the Otherside.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
Need to know ASAP.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
