What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.