What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern