What do you get when you elect Bernie S...

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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What do you call him?

A sick Bern.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders